If You Love David Karp So Much Why Don't You Marry Him?

Tumblr creator David Karp is being heralded as the "Internet's Boy Wonder" in Page Six magazine today. It's not like that bothers us or anything, but a boy wonder? The guy who invented the television was called a Boy Wonder. Karl Rove was called a Boy Wonder because he knew how to ruin the entire world. Karp streamlined… » 1/20/08 4:45pm 1/20/08 4:45pm

Rumored Restraining Order Latest Episode in Spears Train Wreck

We never thought such a natural pairing could possibly break apart but sadly, the relationship between Britney Spears and Adnan Ghalib has come to a close. Naturally, it involves a restraining order filed by the "pop star.". Sam Lufti, Brit's manager guy, showed the document to the photographers helping babysit Britt,… » 1/20/08 2:08pm 1/20/08 2:08pm

Mike Bloomberg Hints at Campaign for Mayor of Everywhere

Not everybody has a benevolent billionaire looking out for them like we do here in the big, bad City - at least not yet. But with Hillary and John inching their way toward the inevitable, Mike Bloomberg says, "Hey, America. I've got your back." Mike's been toying with the press for months with his (kind of annoying and… » 1/20/08 9:54am 1/20/08 9:54am

TMZ's Harvey Levin Claims Chimpmunks Bragging Rights

In blast email about a lawsuit filed against Capitol Records by the family of Alvin and the Chipmunks creator Ross Bagdisarian, TMZ managing editor Harvey Levin has something he needs to say. "Full disclosure — TMZ's Harvey Levin went to summer camp with one of Ross' sons, but it was a long time ago." Wow, Harvey, was he … » 1/19/08 3:19pm 1/19/08 3:19pm

Friday Night Lights and the Stupid People Who Don't Like It

Virginia Heffernan (and supposedly other people) lives in constant dread that her beloved Friday Night Lights will be canceled. It's her favorite show but draws only half the viewers of many other, dumber shows. Heffernan, the our favorite breathless TV critic, mournfully parses the situation in the Times Magazine, and … » 1/19/08 2:15pm 1/19/08 2:15pm

AMC Head Stoked Now That People Watch His Channel

Apparently, people have seen and enjoyed Breaking Bad, AMC's newly-minted series, continuing both the network's flare for both drama and alliteration. Mad Men, AMC's other show, won two awards at the recent Golden Globes press conference. We are vaguely concerned that AMC might lose touch with its roots and deprive us… » 1/19/08 11:05am 1/19/08 11:05am